{"id":1738,"date":"2006-12-07T23:31:14","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T23:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/2006\/12\/messy_eating\/"},"modified":"2006-12-07T23:31:14","modified_gmt":"2006-12-07T23:31:14","slug":"messy_eating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/messy_eating\/","title":{"rendered":"Messy Eating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, on the way home this evening, I&#8217;m sitting across the seat from a smart looking gentleman. Except he&#8217;s munching on a pastie and isn&#8217;t bothered about getting crumbs all over his black suit. When he does notice them he just brushes them off in any direction &#8211; including mine! He&#8217;s also reading a copy of the Evening Standard&#8230; with his fingers carefully running along the words he&#8217;s reading in that way you last did it when you were eight.<br \/>\nYes, the office party season has started (we have ours next week)&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, on the way home this evening, I&#8217;m sitting across the seat from a smart looking gentleman. Except he&#8217;s munching on a pastie and isn&#8217;t bothered about getting crumbs all over his black suit. When he does notice them he just brushes them off in any direction &#8211; including mine! He&#8217;s also reading a copy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}