{"id":1915,"date":"2007-05-05T09:35:46","date_gmt":"2007-05-05T09:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/2007\/05\/my_new_range_of\/"},"modified":"2007-05-05T09:35:46","modified_gmt":"2007-05-05T09:35:46","slug":"my_new_range_of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/my_new_range_of\/","title":{"rendered":"My New Range of Clothes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! Every other <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/blogs\/theeditors\/2007\/05\/on_the_rack.html\">muppet<\/a> is launching a range of clothing. Obviously, I have zero designing skills, but I have worn clothes nearly all my life, so I must know something right? I&#8217;m not even a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nme.com\/news\/lily-allen\/26567\">singer<\/a>.<br \/>\nGet queuing now, as my exclusive range of geek-wear will be available from 9am Monday in branches of Halfords, where you&#8217;ll also be able to pick up my patented engine de-greaser <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/uk_news\/6623709.stm\">anti-aging cream<\/a>. Seriously &#8211; it works. Some woman on Horizon said so. And it&#8217;ll all come in my limited edition, environmentally friendly <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/uk_news\/magazine\/6587169.stm\">black bin-liner<\/a>. They&#8217;re trading on eBay for literally pence.<br \/>\nComing soon, my childrens&#8217; books&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! Every other muppet is launching a range of clothing. Obviously, I have zero designing skills, but I have worn clothes nearly all my life, so I must know something right? I&#8217;m not even a singer. Get queuing now, as my exclusive range of geek-wear will be available from 9am Monday in branches of Halfords, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1915\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}