{"id":2626,"date":"2009-10-09T13:45:46","date_gmt":"2009-10-09T13:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/2009\/10\/10_signs_of_des\/"},"modified":"2009-10-09T13:45:46","modified_gmt":"2009-10-09T13:45:46","slug":"10_signs_of_des","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/10_signs_of_des\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Things You Shouldn&#8217;t Do&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but people seem to do all the time just now.<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t do any of these things. You just look a bit sad.<br \/>\n10. Mention on Twitter how many followers you now have. I don&#8217;t really care.<br \/>\n9. Produce an iPhone version of your site, but not bother with a generic mobile version.<br \/>\n8. Get overly excited about <I>any<\/I> new product that Apple launches.<br \/>\n7. Get overly excited about <I>any<\/I> new product that Google launches.<br \/>\n6. Use URL shortening services on websites. There&#8217;s no need.<br \/>\n5. Spout trite inanities about social networking and call it useful information.<br \/>\n4. Tweet about a TV show without using the appropriate hashtag so I can exclude your musings from my screen should I desire (e.g. #xfactor).<br \/>\n3. Compare whatever you&#8217;re currently watching with The Wire (e.g. The Cube with Philip Schofield)<br \/>\n2. Tweet a link without so much as a hint as to what it might be about &#8211; especially if you&#8217;ve used a URL shortening service.<br \/>\n1. Publicly beg for a Google Wave invitation.<br \/>\nMaybe I&#8217;m just in a bad mood, and have read a few other lists like this in the last couple of days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but people seem to do all the time just now. Please don&#8217;t do any of these things. You just look a bit sad. 10. Mention on Twitter how many followers you now have. I don&#8217;t really care. 9. Produce an iPhone version of your site, but not bother with a generic mobile version. 8. Get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}