{"id":663,"date":"2004-04-27T14:28:46","date_gmt":"2004-04-27T14:28:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/2004\/04\/aardvarks\/"},"modified":"2004-04-27T14:28:46","modified_gmt":"2004-04-27T14:28:46","slug":"aardvarks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/aardvarks\/","title":{"rendered":"Aardvarks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I do get more than my fare share of strange mobile phone calls. It&#8217;s not because I&#8217;m being targeted by a stalker (at least I don&#8217;t think I am). It&#8217;s because my name begins with &#8220;A&#8221;, and so who do you think is top in mobile phonebooks? It just takes a loose mobile in a pocket without the key-lock enabled, and I&#8217;m getting random calls. You can usually hear the train or car that they&#8217;re in.<br \/>\nOnce I&#8217;ve tried bellowing down the line. I usually call them back. The other Saturday morning, someone&#8217;s caller id really wasn&#8217;t working and I had to switch my phone off to save battery since it was calling back every minute!<br \/>\nOf course with more flip-top phones, I get fewer phone calls now, but text messages continue to rise in popularity, and it only takes a slip of the finger to send your loved one&#8217;s message to the person at the top of the list. This seems to happen more later at night. Fortunately I&#8217;m certainly a heavy enough sleeper to ensure that a trivial &#8220;new text&#8221; noise isn&#8217;t going to wake me.<br \/>\nThe moral of this discourse? Key-locks! (Menu &#8211; # on Nokias).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do get more than my fare share of strange mobile phone calls. It&#8217;s not because I&#8217;m being targeted by a stalker (at least I don&#8217;t think I am). It&#8217;s because my name begins with &#8220;A&#8221;, and so who do you think is top in mobile phonebooks? It just takes a loose mobile in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adambowie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}