If the ad on the back page of today’s Guardian is anything to go by, it looks like I’m going to be avoiding Channel 4 even more than usual for the next three months. Meanwhile on the other side, ITV are somehow stretching out a celebrity football match into a week long event. So I’ll be giving that a miss. Then there’s “Celebrity Love Island” which involves neither celebrities nor love.
I suggest doing one of the following instead:
- Watch the World Cup. And not just the England games. It’ll be good!
- Read the Aventis Prize winner – Electric Universe
- Enjoy the sun – we’re suffering a draught you know
- Go and see a decent film like United 93
- Watch a cult DVD boxset like Adam Adamant Lives! or the Andromeda Anthology
- Why don’t you switch off your television set and go and do something less boring instead?