…but people seem to do all the time just now.
Please don’t do any of these things. You just look a bit sad.
10. Mention on Twitter how many followers you now have. I don’t really care.
9. Produce an iPhone version of your site, but not bother with a generic mobile version.
8. Get overly excited about any new product that Apple launches.
7. Get overly excited about any new product that Google launches.
6. Use URL shortening services on websites. There’s no need.
5. Spout trite inanities about social networking and call it useful information.
4. Tweet about a TV show without using the appropriate hashtag so I can exclude your musings from my screen should I desire (e.g. #xfactor).
3. Compare whatever you’re currently watching with The Wire (e.g. The Cube with Philip Schofield)
2. Tweet a link without so much as a hint as to what it might be about – especially if you’ve used a URL shortening service.
1. Publicly beg for a Google Wave invitation.
Maybe I’m just in a bad mood, and have read a few other lists like this in the last couple of days.