If you’re playing Everton and hear everyone singing “Who ate all the pies”, then you know Wayne Rooney’s on the pitch. The talented young striker is doesn’t have the most, um, svelte of bodies (not that I should cast any judgement in this matter), but it’s somewhat ironic that the two products I’ve so far spotted him promoting in the run-up to Euro 2004 are Coca Cola and Pringles. What does it say about his diet? (And whay does it say about mine, that I’ve noticed this earth-shattering fact?).