Hey! Every other muppet is launching a range of clothing. Obviously, I have zero designing skills, but I have worn clothes nearly all my life, so I must know something right? I’m not even a singer.
Get queuing now, as my exclusive range of geek-wear will be available from 9am Monday in branches of Halfords, where you’ll also be able to pick up my patented engine de-greaser anti-aging cream. Seriously – it works. Some woman on Horizon said so. And it’ll all come in my limited edition, environmentally friendly black bin-liner. They’re trading on eBay for literally pence.
Coming soon, my childrens’ books…